Star Wars Hot Spot: Everything Cool About Star Wars (the Clone Wars, the Lightsabers, etc.)

Existence

2011-06-24T14:01:00.000-07:00

X Wing 06said...: Just wondering: are you anywhere else online?; May 27, 2011 10:33 AM
X Wing 05said...: oops! i typed my screenname in wrong on my last comment! ( no worries, its still me!); May 27, 2011 10:34 AM
X Wing 05said...: Just commenting again to reassure myself of my existence.......; June 18, 2011 9:57 AM; Sorry! Been busy. To answer your question I'm not really online anywhere else, and I'm not using blogger a lot anymore. So I may or may not be able to answer future comments promptly. Anyway, nice hearing from you again X-Wing 05!

Names

2011-03-09T20:10:00.000-08:00

Kristen said...: I just bought some clone troopers. I need help naming them. Can you help me out?One has dark blue blots all over him and a skirt thing (ARC anyone?) and a dangle thingy coming out of his helmet.Another is completely white aside from a yellow stripe on his head, a comlick on his neck, and red stars on either side of his helment.The last one has a white belt, and dark blue blots scattered everywhere. his helmet has two small orbs attached to either side of the front of the helmet. If you can help me, that would be great. I'm also think of changing the funny blog to TransWars where I talk about transformers (1985 version) and make jokes with the star wars clones. It's pretty much a go. :)----------------------------------------------------------Uuuum... for the ones with the blots you could call him Spotty or Bubbles. For the one with stars and kama you could call him Starry or Kilt-Man. I'm rather partial to Kilt-Man. Sorry, can't really think of much. Also, apologies for the late reply and thank you for your other comment.

Thanks for the offer...

2011-02-15T15:54:00.001-08:00

Kristen said...: Do you wanna work on the funny blog? I'm sure Kiph Lucky and the rest of them would like it. :); February 15, 2011 1:34 PM; ----------------------------------------------------; Thanks for the offer, but Kiph, Daleth, and Lucky are pretty much retired. They've got a busy schedule, particularly with the new semester. Anyway, they appreciate the invite. Hope you have the best of luck with the funny blog!

Yes

2011-02-14T16:02:00.001-08:00

Kristen said...

You still here CC? I need to ask you something. Contact me when you come back.

January 23, 2011 10:54 AM

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Yes, I am still here. Apologies for not getting back sooner, but its been busy this side of the computer screen. Anyway, all questions are welcomed, and I'll try to get back with an answer as soon as possibl.

Also, sweet pic I found online, I think it was here by Chris Trevas. I edited it slightly with a photo program to give it the chrome look.

11/15

2010-11-15T16:54:00.000-08:00

X Wing 05 said...: dont be rediculus! it stands for massive meawing octupuss!; November 11, 2010 8:02 PM

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Lol. Or Macaroni Munching Orcs, or Maniac Mechanics Opera.

I'm still here...

2010-10-31T14:03:00.000-07:00

Well, its been a while since I visited here. Been fairly busy since fall started. Anyway, I made a little friend...


Scorch: Reporting for duty, sir! Sheesh was that stasis unit stuffy. Thought I'd have to bust my way out of there with the explosives. I should've just done that. I do enjoy a good bang...

X Wing 05 said...: Do u play Cp or webasuars or some other mmo? If so, plz let me know what one and maybe we can log on at the same time and conjure up some new captions!:)---------No, sorry. I don't play a lot of mmos. But if you have any captions, I'd be happy to read them! Scorch: MMO? What's that? Mad Mangy Ostrich? Monkey Making Origami? Have a happy Halloween!

Dialogue

2010-09-20T16:57:00.000-07:00

Lucky: Hi folks!

Daleth: Its us! Well, who else would t be, right?
Kiph: Anyway, we were reading your comments from the previous post were disturbed by the lack of "I LOVE KIPH" responses. I mean, really, can't anyone show some love for the awesomess guy in the galaxy?
Lucky: Ignore him...
Kiph: Oh, I nearly forgot. We are being sent on a top secret mission to with and . Top secret stuff, black ops and what not.
Daleth: I thought we were just going to Loard's for some ice cream...?

Again, thank you for your comments! They fill my bladder with tears of happiness! Or is it my heart....?
@Kristen, don't worry, I'll never be gone completely. And I'm glad that you've enjoyed this blog so much, maybe even more than me! lol
Thanks to Alex Johnson for his idea on screenshots! I like the idea of having Kiph and Daleth in them, except maybe it would be Kiph and Daleth critiquing the episodes, like one of those movie review shows...I'll have to think about it.
Also, if you (X Wing 05) or anyone else want to contribute some jokes or ideas, do so freely! I would love to read what you have to say, and will be checking the comment section daily.
@ You Know Who I am, yes I do know who you are, and thank you. BTW I really like your Mecca story.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, so I'll close.
This is CC-328 out!

Not Gone For Good

2010-09-16T16:19:00.000-07:00

HELLO COMMENTERERS. WHY AM I SHOUTING? TURN OFF THE CAPS BUTTON!
That's better! Now, why am I here...? Oh, that's right! I was checking up on my 'now' "old" blog. Note the air quotes. Anyway, I'm really happy to receive your comments! They made my day, lightened my heart, put the sprinkles on my ice cream, etc, etc.
Anyway, to respond to your feedback, or to give feedback to your responses, or...

Kiph: Just get on with it!

Alright alright, but...





Kiph: We don't care, moron!

Lucky: Um, Kiph, maybe you shouldn't make the author angry...

Yeah, cause the author can create some embarassing scenes for you...remember what happened on Naboo?


Kiph: Er, ah, hey, nothing personal, right? You're the greatest, really. Take all the time you need. As for Naboo...forgive and forget, right? Forget mostly...

Moving on:
Kristen said...: WHAT? YOUR LEAVING? NOOOOOOO!; September 14, 2010 4:41 PM




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Yes, yes, the point of a 365 day project is to eventually leave... I mean, then it would be like a 922,947,948 day project. I'm glad that you'll miss Kiph and Daleth (and maybe me). Thank for you following my blog, I appreciate everyone who comes through here. But who knows...this (may) not be the end.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alex Johnson said...: Great stuff mate! It's sad to see it end. It's kinda one of those bittersweet ends. But I can't imagine that you'll be gone for long right? What's next?!?; September 14, 2010 7:09 PM
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bittersweet with a touch of lemon zest. I won't be gone for good. Because, every time you see a clone trooper action figure, I'll be there. Every time someone is called a doofus, I'll be there. Every time the term nerd is used, I'll be there. Every time you hear a horrible pun, I'll be there. Every...well, you get the point. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ X Wing 05 said...: I have to say ( and i am NOT trying to flatter u ) that this is one of the best blogs ive stumbled apone in a really long time! to think i found this site just by chance while i was browsing starwars.com. i red the comments, found your name, clicked on it, and was brought to this awesome blog! will you still read it often to reply to comments? ps you have talent. I believe you should keep doing this. You shouldnt just stop and keep that talent bottled up. I'm pround to be mentioned on this site, and if any readers have just discoved this blog, even if its been unupdated for years, then i want them to know this is the best star wars themed blog. EVER. X Wing 05, out! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Thanks for commenting, X Wing 05. <Aw, shucks, you flatter me. Now my head's the size of Alderaan (before it got blown up). I'm glad to hear from you, X Wing 05! I thought to myself, this just wouldn't be the same if my old commenterer didn't comment on my last post. I do believe that you've been following this blog the longest, and I'm glad I didn't scare you off. Of course I'll be checking back here every now and there! I love reading positive comments, they're a blogger's bread and butter. I don't plan on quitting entirely. There are still some jokes I never got the chance to post. Hopefully I'll find time to finish them. I have a few ideas... Anyway, I'll also be working on A Tale From Star War, since the story there is going a bit slow. There's also reality to consider, and I'm a bit busy right now. I hope to finish a project I've been assigned soon, so I don't know how much free time I'll have. Still, that doesn't mean I'll never be around!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~It's been great, guys/gals! I've had an awesome time. And hopefully, it won't be the end. Check back every once in a while! It gets lonely with only the Crazy Gang around.-CC-328

Finally, the Final Finale

2010-09-14T16:26:00.000-07:00

Day 365 of 365

Daleth: And so it ends...Now let us stare off into the distance to make us look wise...

Lucky:...Ignore him.

Recon: Sigh, its so sad, the world wide web will never be the same without me.

Kiph: Dude, you were barely in, what? TEN of the pics?

Arc: Hey, why's my head cut off?

Farewell, my faithful audience! I would like to thank Xwing05 and Alex Johnson who have been following my site for some time now. I hope everyone enjoyed the ride. Farewell again! May the Force be with you!

-CC-328

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Speech

2010-09-13T07:22:00.000-07:00

Day 364 of 365

Kiph: As the beginning drifts away, so must the end come. I would like to thanks all those who have helped me on my way. Ever since I was a pool of genes in a pita dish, all I ever wanted was to star in my own 364 days... What's that? Speak up? There's 365 days? Its tomorrow??? You mean I'm reading this stupid speech for nothing!?!

Countdown

2010-09-12T13:34:00.000-07:00

Day 363 of 365

Kiph: 2 days and twenty two hours and five minutes and eight seconds left to go...2 days and twenty two hours and five minutes and seven seconds left to go...2 days and twenty two...

Retirement

2010-09-11T11:00:00.000-07:00

Day 362 of 365

Kiph: Ah! Paradise. This is the perfect place to retire!

'Comlink beeps'

Kiph: Hello? ............THERE'S STILL 3 MORE DAYS? WHAT?! HOW LONG IS A YEAR?!!! 365, huh? Rats. This place better be here when I get back...

Not there anymore

2010-09-10T07:12:00.000-07:00

Day 361 of 365

Kiph: Hey, look who's back!

Daleth: Hi, Skirt-guy!

Arc: You know, its so good to be back at home base, I'm not even going to get mad at you!

Kiph: Really? That's good, because remember your bunk? Which was in your quarters? Which were at the south wing? The south wing's not there anymore.

Arc:...

Daleth: Um, do you still want a hug?

And then there was one...

2010-09-09T07:31:00.000-07:00

Day 360 of 365

Arc: Hey everyone! I'm back from Hoth! Hey...where is everone? Hello? Kiph? Daleth? That new guy, Charm? Anyone? Okay...should I be pleased or incredibly terrified? Has Kiph killed the others already? No, then there would be the ashes. Hmmm... Am I even on the right set?

Its back to school

2010-09-08T07:22:00.000-07:00

Day 359 of 365

Recon: Lets set off some fireworks!

Actually, I've been in school for a few weeks now. Those lucky ducks who only start in September...

25 cents a ride

2010-09-07T19:27:00.000-07:00

Day 358 of 365

Daleth: Wheeeeeee--'clunk'

Machine Voice: This ride requires another quarter to continue.

Daleth: Aw, man! Hey, does anyone have some spare change?

Lets Fly!

2010-09-06T14:18:00.000-07:00

Day 357 of 365

Daleth: To infinity, and beyond! One small step for clone, one giant leap for man kind! To the land where the ground is made of cheese and cows can fly! Hooray! Hurrah!

No More Bedtime Snacks

2010-09-05T13:53:00.000-07:00

Day 356 of 365

Kiph: Wha--?! I have got to stop eating pepperoni before bed...

Mouse on a Motorciycle, Daleth on a Mouse

2010-09-04T13:39:00.000-07:00

Day 355 of 365

Daleth: Wheee! Giddiup mousey! We shall conquer the gigabytes!

Don't Get Your Pastas Confused With Your Cheese

2010-09-03T16:09:00.000-07:00

Day 354 of 365

Daleth: What's the matter? You don't like Parmesan? How about mozzarella? Gorgonzola? ...Rigatoni?

Cheese

2010-09-02T16:11:00.000-07:00

Day 353 of 365

Daleth: Ooh, its a mouse! Here, mousey mousey mouse! Have some cheese!

Hmmm...

2010-09-01T16:48:00.000-07:00

Day 352 of 365

Daleth: ...What's this?

???

Dark Version of Scary Movie

2010-08-31T16:43:00.000-07:00

Day 351 of 365

Daleth: I can't see a thi--oof!

Kiph: What are we supposed to be a afraid o--'clash!'

Lucky: 'Bump' Agh! I lost my hand!

Scary Movie

2010-08-30T15:54:00.000-07:00

Day 350 of 365

Daleth: Gah!

Kiph 'faints.'

The appearance of Captain No-Hook.

Daleth's Crayon Adventure

2010-08-29T13:45:00.000-07:00

Day 349 of 365

Another view of the drawing. I believe we have a bit of cloud, a bolt of lightning, a cuddly heart--er, I mean a gruesome organ, a pretty flo--um, vicious carnivorous plant-life, a deadly speeder, and...grass? Okay, I have no idea what the grass is doing there.

Recipe for Art

2010-08-28T14:48:00.000-07:00

Day 348 of 365

Daleth: A little blue here...touch of yellow there...dash of green...

School Supplies

2010-08-27T16:10:00.000-07:00

Day 347 of 365

Daleth: Nothing better that a brand new notebook and a box of crayons Kiph hasn't gotten to!

Different Angle

2010-08-26T16:24:00.000-07:00

Day 346 of 365

Different angle and lighting from yesterday. Sorta looks like Daleth is doing the zombie.

Yeah

2010-08-25T16:23:00.000-07:00

Day 345 of 365

Lucky: Hey you guys we have an appointment...

Daleth: I'm telling you I'm right!

Kiph: You wouldn't be right if it slapped you in the face!

Daleth: Oh yeah?

Kiph: Yeah!

Daleth: You sure?

Kiph: Sure!

Daleth: You don't sound sure--cause you're wrong!

Lucky: Hey, we need to go...

Kiph: If I'm wrong, you're wronger!

Daleth: Am not! If so then you would wrongerererer!

Kiph: That's not even a word!

Daleth: Oh yeah?

Kiph: Yeah!

Lucky: I give up...

Michael Jordan

2010-08-24T13:29:00.000-07:00

Day 344 of 365

Daleth: I wonder how big the hoop is...

Guess Who

2010-08-23T14:13:00.000-07:00

Day 343 of 365

Lucky: Wow, Daleth, nice...um...is that a bantha with rabies?

Kiph: Nah, looks more like a two-headed Ewok, right Daleth?

Daleth: Nope! Its you, Kiph!

Kiph: 'gag'!

Lucky: Well, now that I think about it...

Drawing

2010-08-22T12:11:00.000-07:00

Day 342 of 365

Daleth: Why...this picture...I could be the next Da Vinci!

Corny Jokes

2010-08-21T10:28:00.000-07:00

Day 341 of 365

Lucky: Here's a joke! Knock knock!

Kiph: Who's there?

Lucky: Banana!

Daleth: Banana who?

Lucky: Knock knock!

Kiph: ...who's there?

Lucky: Banana!

Daleth: Banana who?

Lucky: Knock knock!
Daleth: Who's there?
Lucky: Orange!
Kiph: Orange who?
Lucky: Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?

Don't Tell The Joke

2010-08-20T11:19:00.000-07:00

Day 340 of 365

Kiph: Okay, so there's a guy. He goes into a restaurant--no, wait, its a bar. They guy's a doctor, okay? Or is he a teacher...? It doesn't matter. Anyway, the guy sits down next to a cop, and the guy orders a beer. So the barkeeper gives him the beer and then...and then...

Lucky: Um, maybe you should try--

Kiph: No! I've got it! "Don't tell the cop!" Wait, that was the punchline, oops...

Angry on Alderaan

2010-08-19T13:59:00.000-07:00

Day 339 of 365

Daleth: Dear Daleth, I get picked on a lot. What can I do? From, Hurt on Hoth.

Well, Hurt on Hoth, you should--

Kiph: --Stop writing letters. I mean, really?? Don't you have EMAIL? Who writes letters anymore? And also, why are you complaining to us about your problems? Solve it yourself! Buff up and get a life!

Daleth: Um, Kiph, we're supposed to help people. Remember your community service hours?

Dear Daleth

2010-08-18T13:52:00.000-07:00

Day 338 of 365

Daleth: 'Reads Letter'

Dear Daleth, I have a really annoying roommate. He is constantly playing jokes on me. Last night I woke up and found my pillow full of pudding! It was so disgusting, and I've never done anything mean back. What should I do?

From, Out-Pranked on Orto Plutonia

Well, first off Out-Pranked, I'd like to say that you need to buy shampoo. Soap, rinse, repeat. That's the key. Second, you need to find a new roommate. Really, how long has this been going on? But don't worry, you're not alone. In fact, you're not even the worse case. I know a friend of mine who filled my helmet with nerf...leftovers. Not fun.

Sucker

2010-08-17T15:14:00.000-07:00

Day 337 of 365

Lucky: What's that?

Kiph: Only the coolest thing ever! Its a Transformers comic!

Daleth: Transformers?

Kiph: Yeah, giant robots that transform into vehicles.

Daleth: Oh, like droids.

Kiph: NOT like droids! These guys are way cooler!

Lucky: But they're still basically droids. I mean, both of them are non-biological mechanical robots fueled by energy in the form of plasma, right?

Kiph: What are you, the cool sucker?

Pocket

2010-08-16T12:38:00.000-07:00

Day 336 of 365

Pocket, pocket, what's in my pocket?

Out With The Trash

2010-08-15T13:54:00.000-07:00

Day 335 of 365

Kiph: Oh, just great! JUST great! Ugh, and I washed my armor yesterday...

an obsolete, insignificant, yellow-bellied humbug

2010-08-14T16:09:00.000-07:00

Day 334 of 365

Kiph: Obese...object...o-b-s-o...

King of the Jungle

2010-08-13T14:29:00.000-07:00

Day 333 of 365

Daleth: Okay, maybe if I shift my weight I can swing off this and pull a Tarzan. Ready...set...here I go! Aaaawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Crash! Boom! WHUMP!
Daleth: Ooow, I hope Jane didn't see that...

Alex Johnson said... Is that one of the darksiders working for Palpatine from the Dark Empire comics? And if so, which miniatures set was he included in?
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I think you're right about the Imperial Sentinel (if that's what you're talking about). It came in a Jedi Academy package. Hope the links help
-CC-328

X Wing 05 said...: dont ask, dont ask, dont ask....
--------------------: First rule lol
-CC-328

X Wing 05 said... ps i dont think a have the time to help :[ sorry.
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'Sokay, sometimes I'm too busy or to lazy to work on this blog :)
-CC-328

How

2010-08-12T14:10:00.000-07:00

Day 332 of 265

Daleth: Okay, I know what you're thinking. How did I end up like this, right? Well, it all started when this monkey dress up like an Ewok came to...

The Dictionary

2010-08-11T12:55:00.000-07:00

Day 331 of 365

Lucky: Kiph is an obsolete, insignificant, yellow-bellied humbug.

Small in Mind, Small in Size

2010-08-10T13:46:00.000-07:00

Day 330 of 365

Daleth: Hello, Master Yoda! You look, uh, small today.

Mini Yoda: Small in body I may be. Small in spirit, I am not. Large in size, you are. Large in brain, you are not.

Daleth: Uh, sure...wait...what?

Not the sharpest tood in the shed

2010-08-09T14:50:00.000-07:00

Day 329 of 365

Kiph: So, Daleth, I guess you're not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.

Daleth: Excuse me?

Kiph: Oh, you know, considering that you're a one fry shy of a Happy Meal, maybe even a few sodas short of a six-pack, eh?
Daleth: Wait, first we were talking about Christmas, now food???
Kiph: This is just too easy! Guess you fell out of the stupid tree and hit all the branches on the way down! Ha!
Daleth: And now we're back to trees! I don't get it, I just don't get it...

(From L to R) MIS, MDR, MSG, MB

2010-08-08T16:37:00.000-07:00

Day 328 of 365

A close up look at the minis

They're Back Again...

2010-08-07T14:48:00.000-07:00

Day 327 of 365

Kiph: Okay, what's this? Ghosts of weirdos passed?

Daleth: Actually, I think its more like the giant dude's adventures. You know, the one on that island?

Mini Death Watch Raider: Cut the chatter!

Mini Senate Guard: We're taking you as our prisoners!

Lucky: Wait, I think I know what you mean, Daleth. That guy who goes to that place and gets tied up by really short, tiny people, right?

Daleth: Yeah, isn't Jack Black in a movie like that?

Kiph: Actually, the movie hasn't come out yet. We should see it when it though.

Mini Bosk: Uh, hellooo? We're threatening you here!

Lucky: We could go to that theater on Alderaan. The one on Tattoine is filthy with sand.

MDWR: 'To his mini companions' If I was a meter taller I'd slap them across the face to get their attention...

Whats a...

2010-08-06T15:41:00.000-07:00

Day 326 of 365

Lucky: Okay...who are you?

Mini Imperial Sentinel: I am the guard of the Empire! I am the protector of the Sith!

Kiph: Riiiiight.

MIS: I oppose those who are against the Sith! 'Waves ax'

Kiph: Um, uh huh. Its a good thing none of us oppose the Sith, right Daleth? 'Nudge'

Daleth: Wha-? Oh, yeah. Go Sith! Yeah, Sith rock! 'Whispers to Kiph' *Whats a Sith?*

For those of you who read Order 66, you might remember a certain quote from a certain ARC trooper...

Totally Innocent

2010-08-05T14:42:00.000-07:00

Day 325 of 365

Mini Senate Guard: Halt! I order you to stop!

Lucky: Who? Us? We haven't done anything illegal...right Kiph??

Kiph: Um, yeah... totally innocent.

MSG stares

Kiph: Okay okay! There might have been that one time with the TNT, and that other time with the eggs and the mailbox, and there was a small incident with the TPed Hutt, and I may or may not have rigged a senator's ship to play Justin Beiber 24/7...

MSG: You know I only stopped you for loitering, right?

Daleth: ...Shoot.

Doofuses

2010-08-04T12:09:00.000-07:00

Day 324 of 365

Mini Bossk: I am the greatessst bounty hunter of all! I am Bossssk!

Daleth: Okay...

MB: I come in ssssearch of a bounty! Where issss the clone trooper known as Kiph?

Kiph: Why, what do you want with Kiph?

MB: I want hisss head! I will be paid 2000 creditsss. Not much for a bounty. Thisss Kiph musssst not be very important.

Kiph: Now wait a second, Kiph is a very important person! In fact, he is the handsomest, more intelligent--

Daleth: 'Snort'

Kiph: --Funniest, most important person there is!

MB: Then where isss he?

Kiph: Uh, um...

Lucky: Kiph, uh, went to Alderaan! Yeah, something about a convention of doofuses that he was the head of. If you go now, you can catch up with him!

MB: Yesss, thank you for your help, clonesssss. 'leaves'

Kiph: Doofueses?!

Haven't You Ever Seen A Clone Before?

2010-08-03T11:32:00.000-07:00

Day 323 of 365

Mini Death Watch Raider: You are under arrest!

Kiph: Uh, what?

MDWR: Tell me where you are hiding Fett!

Lucky: Who?

MDWR: Jango Fett! Where is he? Viszla wants him--dead!

Daleth: Viszla-a-what?

MDWR: You dare mock Viszla?!! How dare you! Take off your helmets!

'Take helmets off'

MDWR: 'Gasp'! (Faints)

Daleth: What's wrong with him?

Puppies

2010-08-02T14:00:00.000-07:00

Day 322 of 365

Daleth: Oooh, can we get a puppy? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaassse?

Kiph: Ugh, no.

Daleth: But they're so cute!

Kiph: Yeah, until they leave poops the size of a Hutt in your bed!

Lucky: Kiph's actually right, Daleth. Puppies need a lot of care.

Daleth: I'll take care of the puppy! I'll walk him, and feed him, and take him to the vet...

Lucky: Will you pick up the dog dung?

Daleth: ...can we negotiate that later?

Shrinky Dink Yoda

2010-08-01T14:13:00.000-07:00

Day 321 of 365

Yoda: Small I may be, but larger in mind I am. Make fun of me, do you? Think I speak funny, yes? Think I look funny, no?

Different Lighting

2010-07-31T16:04:00.000-07:00

Day 320 of 365

Lucky: How did I end up back here...again??

Get it? I don't

2010-07-30T14:28:00.000-07:00

Day 319 of 365

Lucky: Maybe this will sharpen Kiph's mind...get it? Sharpen? Kiph? Mind?

Uh, no. I'll pass

2010-07-29T14:45:00.000-07:00

Day 318 of 365

Lucky: Close your eyes, open your mouth, and I will give you a big sur--hey, where did it crawl off too?

Ew...

2010-07-28T16:20:00.000-07:00

Day 317 of 365

Kiph: ...okay, this even grosses me out!

Toilet...Paper

2010-07-27T11:17:00.000-07:00

Day 316 of 365

Kiph: How ironic...a toilet printed on its own t.p.

Visit the Center of the World

2010-07-26T11:33:00.000-07:00

Day 315 of 365

The center of the world...???

X Wing 05 said... Ok, how should I send them? Want me to make some random blog to show you some examples? I might not respond right away, but I'll try to get it sometime within the week ;)

Sure, just send me the link.

Kiph's New Book

2010-07-25T14:47:00.000-07:00

Day 314 of 365

Kiph: At last! A book that of mine that doesn't end with "For Dummies"!

Kiph's Room: You Have Been Warned

2010-07-24T14:47:00.000-07:00

Day 313 of 365

Kiph: I love my new sign for my room!

@Xwing05

sorry I haven't responded, I've been a little busy. I would love to see any photos/captions you have.

Dumb Riding Dumbo

2010-07-23T15:06:00.000-07:00

Day 312 of 365

Daleth: Giddiup, Dumbo!

Just another view

2010-07-22T14:31:00.000-07:00

Day 311 of 365

Just hanging out...

Sorry for the blurriness

Empty as Daleth's Head

2010-07-21T15:32:00.000-07:00

Day 310 of 365

Kiph: Wow...Heeeelllllllooooooooooo down there!

Relaxing Yet?

2010-07-20T14:16:00.000-07:00

Day 309 of 365

Kiph: So quiet...what I would give a bundle of dynamite right about now.

Curiosity

2010-07-19T14:36:00.000-07:00

Day 308 of 365

Kiph: Hey, what does this switch do?...

Episode I

2010-07-18T09:38:00.000-07:00

Day 307 of 365

Lucky: Hey, look, Qui-Gon Jinn.
Kiph: Qui-Goo who?
Lucky: You know, the guy killed by Darth Maul.
Daleth: Darth Mall? Why would somebody be named after a Mall?
Lucky: Episode I! Didn't you see Episode I?!
Kiph: Uh, no. Besides, if Qui-Goo and Darth Mall were any good, why were they in only one movie?

PB & J W/Boba

2010-07-17T09:47:00.000-07:00

Day 306 of 365

Kiph: I'm off to school!

Boba

2010-07-16T13:56:00.000-07:00

Day 305 of 365

Kiph: Hey, who's that?
Daleth: No idea.
Lucky: It says here that this is "Boba Fett."
Daleth: "Booba"?
Lucky: No, "Boba."
Kiph: "Boba"?! Hahaha! What kind of a name is that?! Boba...

Yoda

2010-07-15T13:48:00.000-07:00

Day 304 of 365

Daleth: General Yoda...you've certainly, uh, gone through a growth spurt.

Honeymoon At Swan Lake

2010-07-14T14:09:00.000-07:00

Day 303 of 365

Kiph: There they, go... Mr. and Mrs. Goose.

Wedding Quacks

2010-07-13T14:24:00.001-07:00

Day 302 of 365

Arc: ...do you take this duck to be your...
Daleth: Aw, don't they make a cute couple?
Kiph: Yeah, I just hope that the groom doesn't quack.

Ding Dong

2010-07-12T11:16:00.000-07:00

Day 301 of 365

DING!!!
Daleth: Room service!

Beepbop Champion

2010-07-11T14:30:00.000-07:00

Day 300 of 365

Arc: Yess!
Daleth: How does he move so fast?

2010-07-10T13:19:00.000-07:00

Day 299 of 365

He began as a pool of genes.
And now he's practically a soldier!

Oops, sorry about the numbers mess-up

Canonologible

2010-07-09T14:06:00.000-07:00

Day 297 of 365

Kiph: Heeey, look! An encyclopedia of Star Wars characters! I wonder what my page says.
Lucky: Probably "Psychotic maniac in need of brain." But anyway. you won't be in the book. None of us.
Kiph: Why not? I'm very lovable.
Lucky: Doesn't matter what you are, we're not "canon."
Kiph: Canon shmanon! I'm plenty canonologible!

Starkiller 1 Trooper 0

2010-07-08T15:10:00.001-07:00

Day 296 of 365

Kiph: Starkiller is sweet!
Lucky: That poor trooper... he never stood a chance.

Name Game

2010-07-07T15:04:00.000-07:00

Day 295 of 365

Daleth: Hey, look at these Japanese poems on the Zillo Beast.
Kiph: These are pretty funny, but who in the galaxy is CC-328? I mean, what kind of name is that?
Lucky: True, it does sound a little weird.
Daleth: Maybe its foreign!
Kiph: Maybe its just plain stupid.

Starkiller Controversy

2010-07-07T14:56:00.001-07:00

Day 294 of 365

Kiph: Starkiller is awesome! Finally, someone else who's a clone!
Lucky: Clone? I heard that Vader only said that he was a clone. It could all be just a lie.
Kiph: But then how did Starkiller survive at the end of the game? He's not that powerful.
Daleth: Didn't he destroy a whole ship with the Force? How is that not powerful?

A Ping Pong Ball

2010-07-06T13:13:00.000-07:00

Day 293 of 365

This is called improvising with your imagination.

Patriotism

2010-07-05T14:34:00.001-07:00

Day 292 of 365

The Green...Trooper?
Daleth: ...LIBERTY AND APPLE JUICE FOR ALL!

NASCAR

2010-07-03T09:43:00.000-07:00

Day 291 of 365

Daleth: Yes, victory!
Kiph: Argh! I knew I should've used the red car...

Day At The Race Track

2010-07-02T13:45:00.000-07:00

Day 290 of 365

Kiph: Vrrrooooom!! Vroooom!!

I'm gonna be out of town for a while. I'll make up the posts when I get back!

London Is On Corellia

2010-07-01T08:22:00.001-07:00

Day 289 of 365

Daleth & Lucky: Corellian bridges falling down, falling down, falling down! Corellian bridges falling down, my fair trooper! Take the pass key and lock 'im up, lock 'im up...

I Am The Champion...

2010-06-30T14:34:00.001-07:00

Day 288 of 365

Champion....

...of the dopes.

Graduating

2010-06-29T15:18:00.001-07:00

Day 287 of 365

Daleth: ...and I would also like to thank the janitor, Mr. Xanotos, and my pet mouse droid MD-7856, and the droid who does the laundry, and the person who made the caf this morning, and...

Deja Vu

2010-06-28T11:20:00.000-07:00

Day 286 of 365

Kiph: There, that's better!

The M-A-G-N-I-F-I-C-A-T

2010-06-27T13:14:00.001-07:00

Day 285 of 365

Kiph: There, that's better!

Scrabple

2010-06-26T13:34:00.000-07:00

Day 284 of 365

Kiph: Shame I couldn't find the spray paint. I guess this will do.

MXGQZPWY

2010-06-25T14:44:00.001-07:00

Day 284 of 365

Lucky: You know, I think we may need a spell-checker...
Daleth: Too bad someone blew up the dictionary...
Kiph: Ooh, that's right, point at me like its all my fault.

Batsaus

2010-06-24T14:04:00.000-07:00

Day 283 of 365

Lucky: What in the world is "batsaus"?
Daleth: That's not a real word.
Kiph: Sure it is!
Lucky: Oh yeah? What is it, then?
Kiph: Its the stuff Batman dips his chips in.

Scrabble: Now in 2 new languages!

2010-06-23T13:44:00.000-07:00

Day 282 of 365

Daleth: We can put words in Huttese down, right?

Trivia Answer 8

2010-06-22T14:06:00.000-07:00

Question: Who was Jango Fett's mentor?
Answer: It was Ja--no, wait for it..............Mereel! Jaster Mereel is the correct answer! Congrats! You win 20,000 credits in cash and prizes! Thank you for playing TRIVIA, come again soon!

(Psych)

High Score

2010-06-22T13:19:00.000-07:00

Day 281 of 365

Kiph: Quick, flick it!
Daleth: I'm flicking, I'm flicking!
Beepbop: Pull it!
Kiph: Pull!
Lucky: I know, I know! Aargh!
Beepbop: Oops! Better luck next time! Score, two.

Allergies

2010-06-21T14:57:00.000-07:00

Day 280 of 365

Daleth: Please don't sneeze on me...

Hay fever, anyone?

Wow

2010-06-20T18:56:00.001-07:00

Alex Johnson said... They're harder to do then they look! :P

Did you see that your Haiku for TCW Zillo Beast episodes was published in the latest Insider magazine?!? It's on page 9 in the Launchpad section.

I just thought that that was INCREDIBLY AWESOME and wanted to point that out just in case you hadn't seen it.

Regards,
Alex (Self proclaimed geek)

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Wow, thanks! I wish I could get a pic of it, or find the magazine.

...and that's one pull up!

2010-06-20T13:18:00.000-07:00

Day 279 0f 365

Daleth: Working out is going to be harder than I thought...

YMCA

2010-06-19T13:39:00.000-07:00

Day 278 of 365

Lucky: Kiph, what in the galaxy are you supposed to be?
Kiph: Duh, the underline.

Loose Lips...

2010-06-18T08:45:00.000-07:00

Day 277 of 365

Lucky: Shhhhhhhhhh...

Not only do loose lips bring down starships, but Kiph with dynamite in the hand is another element.

To Infinity

2010-06-17T07:08:00.000-07:00

Day 276 of 365

Daleth:...and Beyond!